Rooney the shaven monkey

[Luke K]

So, England got knocked out of the World Cup at the quarter finals. Shock. Defeated by the Germans - double shock.

But can somebody please explain to me why we had that deformed thug Wayne Rooney in the starting lineup for every match?

He was absolutely hopeless, especially in the last match. So far as I could tell, he was working for the German team as a bouncer for their goal; at least, I presume that's why he spent so much time standing around there. It would also explain why he passed to a German player every time he had the ball.

Think I'm joking about Rooney working for the Germans?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/art...oleen.html

[Neil]

Normally, during the course of a World Cup, it's right about now that I can commence mocking all England fans on the basis of being half Italian and choosing to support a team that has managed to win more than one distant memory of a tournament. Normally...

[Luke K]

(07-05-2010 10:20 AM)Neil Wrote:  Normally, during the course of a World Cup, it's right about now that I can commence mocking all England fans on the basis of being half Italian and choosing to support a team that has managed to win more than one distant memory of a tournament. Normally...

So as it is, you've lost twice?

[Neil]

Yep. Three times if you count me saying the Argies will win it.

So probably this means the Germans will lose now that I have put my mouth money on them.

[KrazyFace]

I know nothing of football, I just wanted to write something where folk were talking!

[Luke K]

(07-06-2010 10:41 PM)KrazyFace Wrote:  I know nothing of football, I just wanted to write something where folk were talking!

Anybody with knowledge of the Caber Tossing Premier League so the Scot can join in?

[KrazyFace]

(07-06-2010 11:13 PM)Luke K Wrote:  

(07-06-2010 10:41 PM)KrazyFace Wrote:  I know nothing of football, I just wanted to write something where folk were talking!

Anybody with knowledge of the Caber Tossing Premier League so the Scot can join in?

Waahahahaha! I only ever toss my caber in private *dull groan from the back of the room*

Seriously, you ever seen some one do that? It's a bit mental, and who thought of it anyway? Did some angry scotsman wake up one morning and just start chucking trees around the village, I mean, HOW DID THIS GET INVENTED???

[Rustynuts]

Ooh you posted a link to the Daily Fail, poor show :o(

Here's why you shouldn't read the Daily Fail or any other lie paper. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI